also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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