Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I can feel you judging me through the phone.