Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I can feel you judging me through the phone.