Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you