Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical