Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical