So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.