I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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