His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur