Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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