I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?