Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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