My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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