I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"