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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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