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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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