sarcasm needs its own font
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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