I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.