I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend