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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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