My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob