I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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