Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!