Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.