I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.