You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.