You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.