You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...