That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"