Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.