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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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