Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.