Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.