I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?