Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.