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  (808): View more from Hawaii

  He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.

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  (808): He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married. http://tfl.nu/414x
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  (210): View more from Texas

  I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.

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  (210): I want to break his glasses with my pelvis. http://tfl.nu/5x22
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  (478): View more from Georgia

  We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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  (478): We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties. http://tfl.nu/dlxy
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  (905): View more from Ontario

  today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag

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  (905): today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag http://tfl.nu/a7zv
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