did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section