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my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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