so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we have pet lesbian snakes
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.