today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.