there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section