i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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