rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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