I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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