and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."