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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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