there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.