he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...