I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt