I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?