I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
the sex got boring after the first three hours
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face