it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.