oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...