i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.