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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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