I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.