After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.