I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force