he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis